Monday, July 2, 2007

God is still pissed at women...

God is still mad at us for the whole enticing Adam to eat the apple thing. He makes our babies, toddlers and young children wake up before sunrise when we are exhausted from taking care of our babies, toddlers and young children. Then when we are older and can't sleep past 5 a.m. because that is what happens when you are old (you fall asleep before dusk and wake up before dawn, I call it the reverse vampire syndrome "RVS") our pre-teens and teens won't wake up for school, church, breakfast, lunch....etc. It is a cruel twist of fate and really quite ingenious. Nice one, God.