Friday, January 8, 2010

It's not safe to go to the bathroom...

I go to the bathroom -- Andrew comes screaming - someone is at the door, someone is at the door.
I rush out and look out the window - crazy wife from next door and her hunchback neighbor friend are on my lawn. What in the hell?

They were screaming. I let them be. Jim isn't home and Andrew was scared - so I did not open the door.

Now Andrew keeps asking "will the evil woman come back?" He is so scared. I told him not to worry - now I think his nightmares this week have been because of the Sunday episode (see Exhibit A).

This is insanity. I'm moving to the country.
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